Day 1: This lockdown will be my Hot Girl Quarantine – time to get in shape!
- Proceeds to InstaCart – only fresh fruit and veggies, keeping snacks at home is too unsafe. Orders Booty Bands and dumbbells through Amazon. When the groceries and packages get delivered, uses pounds of disinfectant on the outsides of all the bags and packaging. Admires the colorful fridge full of fresh food and the colorful living room full of exercise equipment.
- Sets up several Zoom and FaceTime happy hours, it’s just like the real thing!
- “I can finally put a dent in my long list of Netflix and Hulu shows to watch.