Is it possible to feel sorry for cereal? Please, observe this woefully sad cereal aisle.
It has been thoroughly ravaged by us humans. We have first picked the best Cheerios, to the mediocre Oats, even down to third string Corn Flakes, but at Mermaid, we righteously draw the line.
One would happily supplant Mermaid with even wonder bread and spam. It’s barely a question.
But when does the new line need to be drawn? Is it vegemite? Is it baked bean hot dogs?
Where will this pandemic take us?