The Oppy’s Presidential Endorsement

The Candidate for Tomorrow

Our Last-Minute Presidential Endorsement

The Editorial Board of the Stern Opportunity

In the 30-year history of the Stern Opportunity, we believe (mainly because we have not done any research) that this is the first time that our editorial board has endorsed a candidate for President of the United States.

While we at the Oppy strive to maintain independence from American politics, we feel we must voice our collective support in light of this divisive and, at times, heart-wrenching election cycle. That is why, this year, 2016, we are endorsing, for President of the United States, IBM’s Watson super computer.

The Stern Opportunity endorses IBM's Watson for President.

The Stern Opportunity endorses IBM’s Watson for President.

Why?

  1. We are throwing in the towel! Humanity has clearly lost the maturity to be left in charge.
  2. What better time to get the singularity rolling than the depressing present? Carpe diem, roboti.
  3. How much more enjoyable would debates be if they were obscure trivia contests moderated by Alex Trebek?
  4. No fact checking or private email server required!

Of course, we’re just kidding. Kind of.
Don’t worry, this will all be over tomorrow.
Now don’t forget to vote!

 

 

 

 

 

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